black people (haha...got your attention pledge!)

-When I'm driving my car, I am always on top of things when it comes to speeding/not getting caught by cops. I am always completely aware of my surroundings, 360 degrees. If I don't see a cop I go really fast, sometimes as fast as 95 mph. however, sometimes I get confused by whether or not i see an undercover cop. When I suspect a car of being a cop, I always look for the searchlight by the rearview mirror, and if they have a searchlight I think they are cops. However, it gets confusing when I see a searchlight and...to be continued

-white castle burps make me feel guilty